DBC Meeting #12
January 18, 2006

January 18, 2006
Rhino’s Sports Bar & Grill
Jungermann Road, St. Peters, MO


Attendees: N. Slots Machine Lloyd
Fred Weird Beer Lloyd
I Am Teresa!
Mungo Sickis
LaConte of J
Alaine Inaz Sharkaway Macaroni
Chip off the Block Wilhelm
Wally Ball Wilhelm
Dixie McCall BooBash
Miss Kitty Sickis
Absentees: Big "O"
Our Favorite Jinny
Mgus Not the Shark Sickis
Pablo El Diablo
Rhea Madea Diarrhea Neffarreah
Mafia A. Macaroni
Banjo Man BooBash
Intergalactic Janet
Chairperson/Steward: N. Slots Machine Lloyd
Treasurer: Pablo El Diablo
Seckitary: Alaine Inaz Sharkaway Macaroni
Webmaster: Mungo Sickis
Inspirational Guru: Dixie McCall BooBash
Sergeant at Arms: Mgus Sickis
Beer Fund Collector: Chip off the Block Wilhlem
Major Events coordinator: Miss Kitty Sickis

The 1st meeting of the New Year was held at Rhino’s Sports Bar and Grill in St. Peters, MO. Instead of the usual summary of atmosphere, food and drinks I shall express my feelings for the DBC and this month’s gathering in the following manner.

A long, long time ago,
We can still remember
How that meeting made us smile
And we knew if we had the chance
We could make those toilets dance
And maybe they'd be happy for a while

But January made us shiver
With each appetizer they'd deliver
Half priced food until 7:00
Half priced food seemed like heaven

We can't remember if we cried
When we heard Bob Lindhoff lied
But something funny filled us all with pride
The day the eggnog died

So No fear, DBC time is here
All the winos went to Rhinos
Cause Rhinos has good beer
And Nance & Matt were drinkin' Pepsi in the rear
Singin’ boy we wish we liked that beer
Boy we wish we liked that beer

Did you write the notes all night
And have they ever shed some light
If the minutes tell you so
Do the polls confound what you knew
Can you take them with you in the loo
And can you read them if you wipe real slow.

And we know that you're a member well
Cause we saw your badge as you fell
We laughed at all your moans
Man, we dig those dodie and bones

We were just a bunch of siblings who
Never talked much or even knew
All our bathroom jokes were out of luck
The day the club was formed...

We started singin’
No fear, DBC time is near
All the winos went to Rhinos
Cause Rhinos has good beer
And Nance & Matt were drinkin’ Pepsi in the rear
Singin' boy we wish we liked that beer
Boy we wish we liked that beer

And so it goes....

Mark, being back in volleyball frenzy was unable to attend, but somehow we managed to carry on without him. The meeting was called to order at 8:05, and then three more times after that. Once it was called on a beer bucket. We can’t be sure, but we believe it took and the meeting was official. What we can be sure of is that Julie’s inspirational message was up to par again this month.

"If I lived back in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I’d carry a soldering iron. That way if some smart aleck-y cowboy said something like, “Hey look, he’s carrying a soldering iron” and started laughing and everybody else started laughing, I could just say “That’s right, it’s a soldering iron...The soldering iron of justice.” Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed because they made fun of the soldering iron of justice. Then I would probably hit them up for a free drink."

Thank you, thank you, Julie B.

Topics of Discussion:

  • Clare is the queen of the DBC with her new necklace
  • Everyone is jealous of Clare’s necklace
  • Why didn’t Clare get a necklace like that for each of us
  • Clare is hoggish with her necklace
  • Mark W is talking about Teresa’s bottom and Elaine’s top
  • Best story: Teresa spotted a rainbow maker stuck on Jeannette’s window and inquired where it came from. Jeannette replied that Matt had given it to her. Teresa laughed and said that she had received an identical one from Mark as well.
  • That truly was the best story ever.
  • Fred is getting on the DBC bandwagon
  • Matt brings his MP3 player, which has books on tape with him at his office when he goes to the bathroom at work. Problem is, he has no place to set it. He has ingeniously solved this problem by pulling his drawers down only to his knees, thereby creating a table of sorts between his legs, and placing the MP3 player there while he goes. Just goes to show what a Wash U. education can do for a person.
  • Clare went and got some PRID from the pharmacist for her abyss. (See minutes from meeting 11B). Fluid has been drawn, but abyss is still there.
    Clare believes the core (or sack) is still there
    Word of caution: Beware of Clare’s back at family functions.
  • Jen followed Nancy home from Mom’s house
  • Nance is a bad Grancy. She didn’t have a present for Danny yet.
  • Mark W. wants to know what will be written about him in the minutes. We promise not to write anything about him.
  • Mark W. went to the doctor one time to have an abyss removed from his stomach.
  • Abysses run rampant at the Wilhlem home front.
  • Matt saw a pen at the CFM that he didn’t buy for Elaine. It had a lady on it whose clothes fell off when you turned it just like the one Mr. McMullin had and similar to Dad’s old pipe.
  • Mark W. made a suggestion about feeding mayonnaise to live tuna, so it would be easier to make tuna fish sandwiches.
  • Clare had heard that before
  • Tuna fish are giant. How do they fit them in the cans?
  • Matt is right. Mark W. is wrong.
  • Rick Moranas
  • Laura is playing a game up at the bar
  • Mark W sits corrected.
  • Nancy stole Dad’s leather notebook
  • Matt Gaveled
  • Nancy is excused
  • All the old DBC members need magnifying glasses.
  • Katie is 27 and can still do cartwheels.
  • Sniglet
  • Overall gym suit – wrestling match
  • Clare is on drugs
  • Ricky Hardin is a poet
  • Fred arrived at 7:15 on the toilet dot
  • Laura has changed seats
  • Doesn’t Laura like the person she was sitting next to?
  • Matt brought treats. All Sorts.
  • You have to be careful of All Sorts due to hidden coconut.
  • The price of cocoa is going up because Ivory Coast Pirates are attacking ships
  • I love fondant.
  • Laura must have bees in her bonnet because she cannot sit still and leaves the table. Sometimes Teresa goes with her.
  • Jeannette is showing something purple. Matt thinks it’s cool.
  • When Julie is done eating, she will talk to us.
  • Julie had diarrhea in the confessional
  • Is there anywhere that Julie hasn’t had diarrhea?
  • Teresa had to finish tall Linda’s confession when she abruptly left the confessional and the priest didn’t realize he had a new customer
  • Julie went to confession in the boy’s bathroom on her wedding day
  • Laura’s cat needed some attention in high school
  • Fred kept his jacket on during the meeting
  • Teresa is wearing a lime green sweater
  • Nancy is wearing a sweater and listening to Julie
  • Mark W. loves Nellie and is going to his bar opening in Hazelwood.
  • Nellie will be naming his bar after Andy (Mac’s)
  • Not too easy tonight. Didn’t take.
  • Clare screamed at Mary and broke a blood vessel.
  • No loud music. We are old, but not as old as Nancy.
  • Mark W. is making hand signals and wondering what I am writing.
  • Matt has a book of quotes. He is wondering what I am writing as well, but I am not going to tell him.
  • Matt bought us all scratch off tickets.  <<Actually Laura paid for half -- ed.>>
  • Matt is a good boy.
  • None of us won.
  • Matt wasted his money.
  • Drink up. No bottles, no to-to cups.
  • Change of venue – Laura’s house. 
January poll: How far do you pull your pants when making bones:


Fred Ankles
Teresa    Knees
Matt Ankles (unless he’s at work listening to a book on tape)
Jeannette  Knees





Mark W.

Julie Knees
Laura Knees

Due to excessive noise the meeting was moved to Laura’s house. No notes are available for that portion of evening.

Thus concludes the 12th meeting of the DBC.

Julie will make arrangements for the February meeting. Please check the website for details.


- Respectfully Submitted
this 25th day of January, 2006
Seckitary Alaine Inaz Sharkaway Macaroni